Kim Zolciak’s real hair.
(via parishiltonsexslave)
| my little brother watching tv w my mom: | so kim kardashians mom is a you know..she likes girls? |
| mom: | no what makes you say that |
| my little brother: | who's that ugly lady she kissed then |
Tattoo of Leviticus 18:22 forbidding homosexuality: $200
Not knowing that Leviticus 19:28 forbids tattoos: Priceless
(via annawintour)
i’m so deliriously tired i didnt even realize that says sexually-based defenses instead of offenses
i kind of want to delete it now but i also kind of want to keep it and pretend i never noticed
| Television: | In the criminal justice system-- |
| Me: | SEXUALLY-BASED DEFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN |
